Spring Fling

Hello um It’s nice to see you here, I was Wondering if um I can give you my number maybe Oh your here for the summer Oh that’s nice, maybe we can hang out sometime I will give my number alright, we can hang out This will be, this will be fun Alright, goodbye The…

Hobbit’s Dinner

C-C-Can you not do that? You’ll blunt them! Oooh, you hear that lads? He says we’ll blunt the knives… Blunt the knives, bend the forks Smash the bottles and burn the corks Chip the glasses and crack the plates That’s what Bilbo Baggins hates! Cut the cloth, tread on the fat Leave the bones on…